Among the crimes against fashion I have committed are a couple of outfits that, for all practical purposes, are utterly unwearable. "Mini Bodybag With Noose" is made of canvas and rope in a tongue-in-cheek coquetry with death. "White Tunic With Chain" uses a shower curtain and adjustable chain links to evoke ancient Rome and the theme of bondage. "Botanical Bikini With Hose" is a spring-themed two-piece ensemble made of fake leaves and flowers with a garden hose boa to go around the neck.